Apr 11, 201212:00 AM
A mother of two, a wife of one and a woman in search of a strong cocktail
April 2012
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04/30/12Burp Cloth BluesThe other day I got the urge to clean out the hall closet. When these kind of urges strike, I must abandon all other plans before losing motivation because once I start...I cannot stop. The Gelato Family tends to get a tad nervous when I get in these purging moods; nothing is safe, not too much is sacred and I am usually in a somewhat...aggressive mood because it’s safe to say that the need to purge came from picking up everyone else’s crap all the time. You don’t want to pick it up? Neither do I. Let’s just trash it, shall we? There I was, happily dumping old towels, random pillowcases, that big, scented bar of soap we all have for no apparent reason, old bottles of medicine, but I stopped in my tracks when I came across a... |
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04/11/12Dr. DoomIt’s almost that time again. Time to sweat a little. Time to question all the choices you made in the last six months. Time to wonder why you just didn’t take that extra minute each night to get certain tasks done. Yes; it’s time to take Son to the dentist for the fun game doctors everywhere love to play: How Good of a Parent Are You? For those of you who may not be familiar with the guilt trip accompanied by visiting any medical office pertaining to your children’s health, let me fill you in. ONE: Here in Gelato Land, we can’t WAIT to visit the dentist! There are VIDEO GAMES! MOVIES! TOYS TOYS TOYS! And of course, the token GINORMOUS FISH TANK! It’s like a Wonderland of everything... |
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